Holy hand grenade

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...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying

"O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." Chapel's gone Pull the pin~

And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals

then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe

and fruit bats and large chu..

who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

]... And the LORD spake, saying,

Amen.

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached